Fireball - A DnD Parody of Katy Perry's Firework

Thanks, Everyone!

You are the absolute best fans/followers/community a silly nerdy boy like myself could ask for! So I made a Dungeons and Dragons related parody to the tune of Katy Perry's pop banger, Firework that you can all have and, well, use for whatever. You gave me so many great suggestions and this one just stuck out from the start. I ended up able to leave some of the lyrics from the original song because they just fit so well (which was nice!) but the guitar part needed to be written from scratch. I just channeled all of those times in high school and college that I'd pick up a guitar at a party and play Neutral Milk Hotel songs in order gain people's attention... hmm. Not much has changed I guess! 

Lyrics:

Do you ever feel, Like your party just
Doesn't understand
Your need to pyromance
Do you ever feel, so bored you could die
Spending spell slots on
Things like Identify
Do you ever feel, your trigger finger cramp
Waiting patiently to
Sneak inside the Goblin camp

Do you know that there's something you can do
Cause there's a spark in you

You just gotta ignite the light
That burns inside
It's your time tonight
You know it feels so right

Cause you can cast Fireball
8 D 6 of shock and awe
Make em go bye
As their little heads fry

You can cast Fireball
Watch as those hitpoints fall
Some sulfur and bat guano
And this wizard's good to go

You don't have to feel, like a waste of space
When you've gone and blown
Their pride up in their face
If they only knew what the future holds
So many corpses but,
Also lots of gold
Maybe it's really time you let the bard know
How to really turn it up, and give the world a show
No lightning bolts, no cone of cold
Time for minds to blow

You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
(It's a 5th level slot this time)

Cause you can cast Fireball
10 D 6 of shock and awe
Make em go bye
As their little heads fry

You can cast Fireball
Perfect way to clear a hall
Some sulfur and bat guano
And this wizard's good to go

Boom, boom, boom
Bringing fire like the day of doom
Gotta live your truth
Show them all what you can do!

Cause you can cast Fireball
8 d 6 of shock and awe
Make em go bye
As their little heads fry

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